Profile: ShereKhanTheTiger of Trussville

“Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'”

Recognize the quote? If you do then you can appreciate snarky sophomoric humor and not complain about it. HI! My name is Connor. I am a single male who is currently bored out of his mind! I am looking for someone to liven things up a bit. Chat, E-mail, Skype, whatever! I give good IM, I swear! Truly though, I would like to find someone special for a long term relationship. Rather than type all of this crap out, how about just going to www.myspace.com/sherekhanthetiger and getting all of the information about my hobbies and interests. Read the blog too! It has even MORE random crap about me as a result of several quizzes. Oh yeah, there are some awful pictures of me there as well.

Here is a cut and paste of an "about me" from myspace to get you started!

Hello reader! I am an ordinary guy with an extraordinary sense of humor. I am fun, loving, intelligent, compassionate, and genuinely interested in other people. I could go on and on for days with the adjectives, but that would sound like I am selling myself. I think if you took a few minutes to talk with me you would enjoy the experience, so give it a shot. I am looking for an intelligent, sensual woman who loves the outdoors and music. Especially 80's music (wait, don't run!) She should also have a sense of humor that can appreciate Monty Python to Chris Rock and Eddie Izzard. I would be happy to get to know you and tell you all you wish to know. If you have a question then you have but to ask. I am not shy about answering them, no matter what they are. I would also be happy to hear from anyone of any age who is just looking for someone to have intelligent chat and conversation with. You never can tell when your day will suck and you will need a Scotsman to tell you goofy jokes until you feel better. For the record, I am not a troll, a hideous freak of nature, a mutant, or a member of the Steve Buscemi look alike club. Nor am I overweight, crosseyed, walleyed, splayfooted, bowlegged, waterheaded or so forth. I am looking for a woman who wants (and can!) talk about Life, The Universe, and Everything. I am not a predator or a stalker and I won't hound you with messages or IM's to the point where you consider changing IM services. All I am asking is that you take a chance and get to know me.

Who I'd like to meet:

An intelligent, sensual woman, with a good sense of humor. Someone who takes care of her body and is not too "thick". Someone who isn't shy and thinks a new flaw pops up every single time she looks in the mirror. Someone who is happy in jeans and looks good in them, or looks stunning in a little black dress with naughty lingerie under it. She should be a snuggler, a cuddler and a toucher. She should be able to communicate and carry on a good coversation. Lying with me on the couch, curled up with me on the bed, walking hand in hand at the mall, etc. I am big on attention and affection and I love to both give it and receive it. Age is not really an issue for me as long as we "click" and have things in common. Contact me to find out more about how I am not like any man you have ever met when it comes to treating a lady like a lady, till those too hot nights when lady and gentleman go right out the window and the neighbors complain and the dogs howl and we don't get any sleep at all.

Profile name:ShereKhanTheTiger
Location:Trussville, Alabama, United States
Sex:Male
Seeking:Women
Age:40
Height:6'1" (185cm)
Body type:Slim
Children:Yes, and not sure about any more
Looking for:Any relationship
Religion:Catholic
Education:College level
Alcohol:I drink socially
Cigarettes:I don't smoke
Ethnic group:White
Employment:Employee
Status:Single
Email:Available to members only. Sign up for free
Skype ID:Not available

Location of Trussville

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