Profile: pato_g27 of Adelaide
“My eye-catching, irresistibly-cheeky headline is...a bit rubbish.”

How can a relatively sane twenty-one year old who avoids those wacky teenages dressed in black whilst studying Tourism procedures, planning situationalist stunts that never occur for legal reasons and collecting mp3s of "obscure 80s British shit" exist on MySpace?
I'm a hyprocrite. Also, I never really grew out of being a teenager. (It could be argued that I was never a teenager, but that one requires a 70,000 word essay at least.)
With the mandated arkward introduction out the way, who am I really? Phil Paterson? Not the Phil Paterson?
Phil Paterson, Tourism and Events student, adventurer, ex-anarchist, good timer, (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terribly bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.
That Phil Paterson?
Amazingly enough, yes.
What am I doing? I'm studying for a Double Diploma in Tourism and Events Management at Adelaide City TAFE. (And a big hello to y'all from the red brick dungeon if you're reading this.) And I actually LOVE it, I'm good at most types of Tourism-related work (and not bad at the Events-related work).
I also have a job to fund my associated activities, but we won't go into THAT.
I love travel (which is good since I'm studying Tourism), I love to drink with friends (but can't find any friends to get drunk with it seems), I'd love to find someone I might sustain any type of relationship with (not bloody likely it seems), and I like to dress nicely (amazingly enough, I actually can do that most of the time).
How do I entertain myself? Once, I entertained the public in a dire run of Theatresports for a few years. But now I've truly gone off the deep end and enjoy obscure music, 80s music, obscure 80s music, internet trolling, and a variety of films and television that distract me from the realties of living at this juncture in history.
Who I'd like to meet: Oh, I play well with almost everyone. Especially if they're female. Yes, I am single and desperate! Can't you tell?...
Yep, I'm quite desperate to find a girlfriend. At least I'm being honest here!
| Profile name: | pato_g27 |
| Location: | Adelaide, South Australia, Australia |
| Sex: | Male |
| Seeking: | Women |
| Age: | 23 |
| Height: | 6'3" (191cm) |
| Body type: | Typical |
| Children: | No, and is not sure about them |
| Looking for: | Any relationship |
| Education: | College level |
| Alcohol: | I drink socially |
| Cigarettes: | I don't smoke |
| Ethnic group: | White |
| Employment: | Student |
| Status: | Single |
| Email: | Available to members only. Sign up for free |
Location of Adelaide
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